As a robot, Cleaning & Personal Service Unit 72 (CPSU72) has perfected his ability to slowly and somewhat poorly clean up the messes of his current slob...er...human master.
With his multiple arms, hands and attachments, CPSU72 always looks busy, even when he's not. As he thinks it, "the slower you are, the dirtier it gets, the more job security you have."
After a century of service, CPSU72 feels justified in slowing down in his duties. He regrets that robots can't smile, for he would if he could. Instead, he internalizes his pleasure in fooling the dull humans who think he is slowing down due to his age. Little do they know he plans on outlasting his current owners, and slow down even more for his next master...why change a pattern that has served him well for centuries.
CPSU72 is an old Grenadier casting from the 1970's, that I found this morning and gave him a quick pain job.
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